The home page from an old site that i had made.

Name : Zaheer Ellias Najeeb

Nick Names : Zen, HOD, Apple Guy, Gadget Boy, Heer, VPP

Parents Names : E M Najeeb & Saffia P M

Home Town : Trivandrum, Kerala

Date of Birth : 07 - December - 1982

Height : 1.933 yards

Colour of Skin

Let me put it this way...

I'm Tall✖, Dark✔ & Handsome✖

Eye Colour : Pinkish Black

Hair Colour : Exotic Black

Occupation : General Manager of the Universe.

Been in Love? : Of Course, Who hasn't

Been to Africa? : Of Course, Who hasn't

Daily Inspiration

'When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, just remember: It takes forty-two muscles to frown, but only four to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.'

Favorite Joke : Microsoft (After all isn't windows just another pane in the glass)

Mac or Windows!

Definitely Mac

Why would I want a virus with an interface.

For those of you who are in doubt

Of Course, Apple is very user friendly.

It's just selective about which users it is friendly with.

Those who are still on windows, the next time you have a

'Error 000: Error not found Error!'

Remember that your options actuall are

(A)bort, (R)e entry, (F)ail, (U)nplug, (S)ell

Favorite Computer Language : !@#$%&* (The most widely used computer language in the world)

To be noted:

In conformity to all Guvermnint Standerds:

This page only uses recycled keystrokes.

This page has been proofread to make sure no are left out

Spell cheques have ben don

This page has been cleared from over usag eoff ourl ette rwor ds.

'There are NO subliminal messages'

© Zaheer E N 2006, All Bytes Reserved